True Gladiators

This is dedicated to all the married uncles. Recently, few of my collegues got married. i can apparently watch lot of changes in their life style. Bcoz i observed them before their marriage. But now i am hearing lot of strange stories and grumbles from them. All those things, enthralled me to narrate their hardhearted life in a creative style. So this article truly based on my own imagination. As a young guy, I may not know the holiness of the married life. So don't misunderstand that I am criticizing the married life.
Who is the real Gladiator? Russell crowe. No!
Basically each and every married man is a gladiator in their life. Marriage, I would say it is a fantasy, where all the males were pushed up as scapegoats. As a man, he knows about the weapons like Sword, Dagger, Missiles etc. But after marriage he has to face entirely different kind of weapons like Poori kattai, Dosa karandi. But if u see before marriage, a guy waits for day and night to speak with a girl. U may think that he has an affection with the girl. Shortly, "Jollu viduranu nennaipeenga". Really that is not happening. As a brave hearted person, he himself with full of courage, getting ready for the war.

In the war(i.e After marriage), Somehow he could manage the weapons like poorikattai. Though he faced such kind of weapons, he cannot handle the non stop loud speaker(wife).
No one concluded that a man overcame a woman in a dispute. Once his wife starts her argument, he has to surrender himself to her. The above stated facts are going to offer him, all sort of punishments in a lovely manner by his life partner. The outsiders will think that the commando(life partner) is a kind person.
But really this is what happening in the war...
1. Whether he wants or not 4 carriers for his lunch. If he try to keep something in the box, Evening he has to face a mini world war.
2. Sharp 9'o clock attendance will be taken in the (prison) house. His attendance is the must. If he fails, Kissan jam may come out of his head.
3.He planned for a budget of Rs.5000 for his shopping. But his new boss can burst his credit card by making Rs.5000 to Rs.50000.
Whether a man wins or not, he is forced to fight till the end of his life ("Romba kastum"). Its really amazing.
So i want to salute all the gladiators, On behalf of all the bachelors(Future gladiators).